PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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