my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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