We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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