just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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