So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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