Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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