When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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