Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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