so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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