Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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