We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
BRING THE BAGELS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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