My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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