Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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