turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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