i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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