just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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