Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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