I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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