The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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