I think my fart just growled at me.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Watching her eat just hurts me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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