I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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