Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
