i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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