I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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