no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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