just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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