when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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