I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Girls should come with a carfax report
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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