I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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