I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
