do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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