I hate your face
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
