Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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