My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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