i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
