i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
