turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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