Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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