well most of my day revolves around power hour
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize