guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Found the puke drawer
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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