Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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