I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
vagina is talking i cant
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
So. Much. Porn.
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