He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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