You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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