I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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