what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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