Jerry, you need to find god
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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