3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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