"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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