i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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