just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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