Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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