you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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