Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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