i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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